Okay, that's retarded. "Haunted Mansion"? Cheesy.
Death by OMG red light chasing you? Just no. I'm going to go bake cookies.
EDIT: Not the Disney movie catastrophy, the "Borley Haunted Mansion" from SH3.
Yeah, the geekin' don't stop, though that really killed my SilentHillsheboner for the moment.