Why I don't like the XBox

Today is the last day of housesitting for my boss. At first, Jim and I were mildly excited because she left us her XBox to play with. Unfortunately, she loaned away "Fable", the only one I was vaguely interested in, and only left us with "SH4", which I like just fine on PS2, and "GTA:VC", which I also can play on PS2. So we went out to rent games for it.

( EXTREME RANTING! Or, several specific points as to why I hate the XBox despite really trying to like it. )